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Miss Anthrope, if you're nasty
Liking cats better than people for over a decade
I told him so. 
5th-May-2009 08:01 pm
Recipe for Disaster
On Sunday I told him, "Don't eat all the cheese, it will make you constipated."

He said, "Pfffft!  No, it won't!  I'm NEVER constipated."  And then he ate the rest of the cheese.

Today is Tuesday.  Guess who's all stopped up?  Hint:  It's not the dog.  She came home from being boarded with the runs.

PS:  Those of you who know Charles on Facebook, please don't tell him I told you about his crabby colon.  I think he might get mad.  Thanks in advance!
6th-May-2009 05:56 am (UTC)
i'm going to join, just so i can tell him about this post!
6th-May-2009 05:12 pm (UTC)
Finally! Whatever it takes to suck you into the evil FB lair. Mwah ha ha!

I will deny everything.
6th-May-2009 07:32 pm (UTC)
It is totally a man thing. I tell Richy, "Don't eat that, your stomach always hurts after you eat that." What does he do? Eats it and then his stomach hurts and he complains. I tell Richy, "Don't eat that, you always have massive heartburn after you eat that." What does he do? Eats it and then he has massive heartburn. Repeat ad nauseum.

Go figure. I do it once and I usually learn. Case in point, the last time I had a really bad hangover I told myself I would never ever get THAT drunk again. That was 13 or 14 years ago.
7th-May-2009 03:16 am (UTC)
yo, xtina here 9formerly imrygels_ho. new lj. friendy friend please?
17th-May-2009 02:44 am (UTC)
Men never listen when it comes to food and the consequences and then they always get crabby. Glad it's not the dog as dog farts are wicked. :D
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