On Sunday I told him, "Don't eat all the cheese, it will make you constipated."
He said, "Pfffft! No, it won't! I'm NEVER constipated." And then he ate the rest of the cheese.
Today is Tuesday. Guess who's all stopped up? Hint: It's not the dog. She came home from being boarded with the runs.
PS: Those of you who know Charles on Facebook, please don't tell him I told you about his crabby colon. I think he might get mad. Thanks in advance!